The Tuesday Ten

Things Sir Alex Ferguson has put in his mouth during a Premier League game.

Open wide!

Obviously, a stick of Big Red.
This phone.
Wayne Rooney’s ear.
A silver bust of Brian Clough.
Blood pudding baked on bed of nails.
The entire contents of Ryan Giggs’ locker.
David Beckham’s right big toe (his toenail needed clipping).
The pen used to write Ancellotti’s last will and testament.
A voodoo doll with a lock of Roberto Mancini’s hair and flakes of Arsene Wenger’s skin.
Brutus, Cassius, and Carlos Tevez, in that order.

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