The Tuesday Ten

This is definitely an LA Galaxy fan.

What supporting a certain club says about you.

Millwall: Pre-teens think you look like Jaws from the James Bond films.
Chelsea: You only feel slightly guilty when they tear down an old, leafy park on your street and replace it with a nice, large, Tesco.
Marseille: You’ve graffitied an illegible mark on a subway train.
Glasgow Celtic: You have had more flasks confiscated at soccer matches then the average Marseille fan has owned in his or her life.
LA Galaxy: You have highlights in your hair and pretend they’re natural.
Manchester United: You get a birthday present that you are genuinely happy with, then later pretend you always hated it when it breaks.
Tottenham: You’ve had your lunch money stolen by a Manchester United fan.
Aston Villa: When you go out for a run, you sprint for the first ten minutes, jog for the next ten, walk for the next ten, stop and take a bus home.
Everton: When you go out for a run, you walk for the first ten minutes, jog for the next ten, sprint for the next ten, stop and take a bus home.
Manchester City: Buys new and cool gadgets without reading reviews or directions on how to use them.
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