Destinations for Nuri Sahin that would have been as disappointing as Real Madrid.
Stoke: Though a Sahin-Delap central midfield pairing would be fascinating.
LA Galaxy: They already have a guy playing what’s known out there as the Beckham role.
Bursaspor: Be honest, how many times have you seen Jozy play in the last couple of months?
Manchester City: They’d probably play him as a defensive-minded left winger.
Boca Juniors: El Diego has another daughter, which could spell trouble.
Green Bay Packers: He’s got good range, but Brian Urlacher would eat him for breakfast with a hard-boiled egg.
Chelsea: Hiddink won’t even play him for Turkey. What’s he going to do when Yossi Benayoun is around?
West Ham: If a player has 45 passes that lead directly to goals in the Championship, and no one watches, do they still count as assists?
Juventus: Would end up getting carded trying to sneak past the “No one under 25 allowed” sign.