What supporting a certain club says about you, Part Two.
Portsmouth: You own a rowboat, which has a hole in it you prefer to ignore than fix.
Leeds United: You’ve been in a rowboat owned by a Portsmouth fan.
West Ham: Your first crush was Joe Cole.
Liverpool: You’ve been hit in the face by Steven Gerrard.
Stoke: Your toilet gets clogged often.
AC Milan: Your primary care physician works at the San Siro.
Juventus: You are very proud of your 1994 Renault Espace with 250,000 km on it.
Paris St. Germain: You’ve missed several matches because metro workers have been striking.
Fulham: Your actual favorite club is Arsenal.
Aris Thessaloniki: You’re American.