Feelings Experienced During the Women’s World Cup Final.
Spoiler Alert: It’s not a happy ending.
1st minute: Frustration (Unable to find parking at the packed-out bar.)
18th minute: Still Frustration (Are these goals regulation size? Are we sure they’re working?)
29th minute: Amazement (Even though that went off the crossbar, it only strengthened our desire to send Jozy to Abby Wambach Camp next summer.)
46th minute: Hot and Bothered (What? We have a thing for pink headbands.)
70th minute: Euphoria (Rapinoe’s pass. Oh. My. God. There are no words.)
80th minute: Deflation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbeR6uYxU50)
103rd minute: Euphoria Again [Morephoria?] (YESS! WAMBACH IS A BEAST! WE’RE GOING TO WIN! I HOPE I DIDN’T JUST JINX IT!).
116th minute: 困ったな, or ‘Shit, did that just happen? (Now how do you say ‘worst case scenario’ in Japanese?)
FT: Disbelief/Shock/Numbness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wc3kwv0Ddw).