Oh, What A Tangled Web…

The internet history of Robin Dutt, coach of Bayer Leverkeusen, the 24-hours before they played Barcelona.

5:00 a.m. Google // Hangover cures
5:01 a.m. Allrecipes.com // There Will Be Bloody Mary
5:02 a.m. Allrecipes.com // Memory Eraser Mimosa
5:03 a.m. Allrecipes.com // I’m Screwedriver
6:00 a.m. Yahoo Questions // How erly is 2 drunk to be!
6:01 a.m. Google // Are tatu par3ors Barclona where?
6:03 a.m. Google Images // Ped Gardi%las face tatu dezins?
8:05 a.m. LAInk.com Message Board // Look at mi awesome Pep tattoo!
10:15 a.m. WebMD // Tattoo care
10:16 a.m. Web MD // How to recognize infection
10:30 a.m. Google // What is the nearest hospital in Barcelona
1:00 p.m.  Google // Hangover cures
1:02 p.m. MensHealth.com // 11 Hangover Cures: Sex
1:03 p.m. Allrecipes.com // The Mind Eraser
1:04 p.m. Allrecipes.com // The False Confidence Cocktail
2:30 p.m. Youtube // Archie Eversole – We Ready (MTV Version)
2:31 p.m. Zonal Marking // Barcelona v. Inter Milan, UCL 2010
2:36 p.m. Google // How do you play a narrow high line?
2:37 p.m. Google // How do you stop Messi?
2:38 p.m. Google // How do you stop Xavi?
2:45 p.m. Google // How do you stop Iniesta?
2:47 p.m. Google // How do you stop Pedro?
2:55 p.m. Google // Who is Tellus?
3:00 p.m. BESTFORMASHUNSEVA.com // Good formations to play against Barcelona
5:00 p.m. Monster.com // Resume update tool
8:35 p.m. FIFA.com // Search for the new England Manager
8:39 p.m. Gmail // Email to Fabio Capello – “England Managerial Questions.”
8:42 p.m. Gmail // Email to Sven Goran-Erikson – “Can you give me a recommendation for the England Managerial Job?”
8:45 p.m. Gmail // Email to Wifey – “How do you feel about tattoos?”
8:47 p.m. Youtube // Rocky Theme
8:48 p.m. Wikipedia // Worst UCL aggregate scores
8:50 p.m. Wikipedia // Robin Dutt
8:56 p.m. Wikipedia Editor  // Robin Dutt – “Delete: ‘Coach of Bayer Leverkeusen.'”
8:57 p.m. Wikipedia Editor // Robin Dutt – “Add: ‘Postal Clerk in Freiburg.'”
10:08 p.m. Youtube // Europe – The Final Countdown
9:05 p.m. Livejournal.com // Subject: “This is the absolute worst.”
9:06 p.m. OleOle.com Message Boards // Message: “So, a friend is coaching against Barcelona tomorrow. Any ideas?”
9:10 p.m. Youtube // Quad City DJ’s – Space Jam (Original)
9:13 p.m. Livejournal.com // Subject: “I’m so screwed.”
9:17 p.m. Youtube // REM – Everybody Hurts

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One Response to Oh, What A Tangled Web…

  1. Brilliant. 8:48 p.m. is my fave.

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